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(Source: eyeonspringfield)

judgemyname:

If I don’t move to a small town in my retirement years and spend my time in a rocking chair on the front porch of the general store saying things like “Storm’s coming” to a fellow old guy who responds “MmmHmm” then I will consider my life a failure.

(Source: callapalooza)

clintisiceman:

“All we ask is to be treated with dignity and respect.”
“And a new candle now and then?”
“Yes, and a new- uh! No!”

clintisiceman:

“All we ask is to be treated with dignity and respect.”

“And a new candle now and then?”

“Yes, and a new- uh! No!”

(Source: kitkatniss)

flaminghomer:

Does anybody wanna switch seats?

flaminghomer:

Does anybody wanna switch seats?

cseresznyepite:

Homer’s cola. I wanna try it.

cseresznyepite:

Homer’s cola. I wanna try it.

murasaki-ahiru:

I’ll just type it up on my invisible typewriter.

murasaki-ahiru:

I’ll just type it up on my invisible typewriter.

thesimpsonsforever:

Have you kissed your Moleman today?

thesimpsonsforever:

Have you kissed your Moleman today?


Mr… Mr. Simpson?

Mr… Mr. Simpson?

(Source: eyeonspringfield)

(Source: justanothersimpsonsblog)

funnyordie:

Cat Wins Shell Game

This cat also excels at Three-card Monte.

(Source: thethorninhisside)

thesimpsonsforever:

I didn’t do it!

thesimpsonsforever:

I didn’t do it!

(Source: imensedimise)